Dear Dad

Did you know that all bar staff when driving home from work after a shift are closer to the drink drive limit than those who have had one drink.......

a copper told me that on my way home form work tonight^^^^^^^

hello there, and welcome to this wonderful coner of cyberspace that is my blog,

and so to business,

hmmm, umm, yes well, ummm, as you can possibly tell not very good at this sort of thing, still could be worse, i could drive a crappy fiesta and live in card.......oh right, well never mind then.

something interesting happened today that i would like to take a minute to stress the point and get it out in the open, MANAGERS IN FUCKING RESTURANTS NEVER DO ANY FLIPPING WORK,

there we go

The events depicted in this blog are fictitious. Any similarity to any person living or dead is merely coincidental.

(psst, not really)